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Joke of the Day
"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"
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"What do you call a horny chemist? An H2Ho."
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"How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray."