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Joke of the Day

"My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works."

"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"

"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"

"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"

"Seenus trouble Dad: Son, I have seenus trouble. Me: Seenus? Dont you mean sinus trouble, pops? Dad: No, son. Seenus, I was out with my girlfriend and your mom seenus."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."

"Why is it not a good idea to send cats to Mars? Because Curiosity would kill them!"

"What do you call a routed Greek army? A Failanx"

"Why do French warships have glass bottoms? So that they can see the rest of their fleet."

"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"