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Joke of the Day
"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"
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"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."
"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."
"Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?"
"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
"Me: ""Dad, I wanna to go to a 50 cent concert!"" Dad: ""Well here's a dollar, take your sister too."""
"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"
"Why do birch trees only have daughters? Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches."
"What's black, white, and too fast to see? The perfect mugging."
"FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples."