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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."
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"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."
"My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden."
"What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? They both study abroad."
"Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time."
"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
"Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb. None. Californians screw in hot tubs."
"I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback."
"Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm."