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Joke of the Day
"FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples."
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"Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because ""The Sum of All Fears"" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography."
"Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection A fake name and fake phone number."
"What rock group has 4 men that do not sing? Mt. Rushmore"
"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
"What did the holy shit say to the priest? I'm glad I got the hell out of there!"
"I just brushed a whole tooth without looking at twitter"
"[shines flashlight under chin] In my day, kids ate gluten and rode bikes without helmets and OPEN LETTERS DIDN'T EXIST [children scream]"
"I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children... ...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded."
"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""