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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American."
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"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""
"Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like ""what if you die tomorrow?"" and I'm like ""good point"" and I have a whole pizza."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"
"What do you call an Eastern European cashier? A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)"
"I usually piss in my shower combo to save on water But I should really stop taking baths they are so wasteful."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
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"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"
"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."