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Joke of the Day
"What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? She mined her own business."
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"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"
"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."
"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."
"A long one. /| | | | | | | \___"
"Tried to pick up a woman at a cremation once. Got my fingers burnt."
"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."
"I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today... I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here."""
"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."