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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a budget circumcision? A rip off."

"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"

"ME: I used to lay in the dark and invite spirits to inhabit my body. HER: Did they? ME: [levitates, engulfed in flames] WHAT DO YOU THINK?"

"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"

"Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)"

"If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."

"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."

"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"

"Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise."

"I've been friends with my recliner the longest. We go way back."