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Joke of the Day

"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"Why do you have to nuke siberia twice? The first one is just to break the ice."

"I hate when interviewers ask ""why do you want this job?"" So many responses run through my head, but I don't want to sound unprofessional by saying ""because I need the fucking money."""

"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."

"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."

"Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]"

"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of ""ice, ice, baby."""