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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"In a perfect world anyone that said they, ""literally died,"" would drop dead on the spot."

"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."

"What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes? Inzest"

"What happens when a soviet and a german have a child? I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast."

"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."

"A very short ginger joke The only soul a ginger has is on their feet."

"Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width."

"Today a woman came into my doctor's office with a sexually transmitted mental illness. She was fucking crazy."