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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things."
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"If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? O'LAMACARE!!!!!"
"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Candidate: ""Honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" Candidate: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."
"A man gave his dog a bone... and was subsequently charged and tried with beastiality."
"Where do Jewish people go to think? Concentration Camps."
"If you have a pet parrot and don't teach it to say ""Help they've turned me into a parrot"", you're wasting everyone's time."
"This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five."
"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."
"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."