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Joke of the Day
"If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? O'LAMACARE!!!!!"
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"What's ET short for? His stupid little legs."
"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+Esh"
"What is the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat? The wheelchair."
"I love to play with my balls. I've been trying to meet a woman with the same hobby."
"Ever been half way through eating a horse and start to think..... I wasnt as hungry as I thought"
"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"
"What does a Spanish cow say? Muuuuuuuey!"
"I saved a ton of money by eating all my groceries before getting to the register."
"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."