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"A man gave his dog a bone... and was subsequently charged and tried with beastiality."
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"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer she informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" ""Anything?"" he asks with a smirk ""Anything."" ""Tits please"""
"Why don't cows play poker? Because it's a high steaks game"
"Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does but it smells like soup."
"Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom"
"Thanksgiving was like the last supper for the Indians."
"Obamacare? More like ""Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!"" Honk if you want poor people to die"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta"