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Joke of the Day

"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."

"To the Critics whom reviewed The Interview poorly because they are afraid of arrival the North Korean overlords take over of U.S.A because of film, I have one word for you: Traitors"

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."

"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"

"How do bored cows sound like? Meh"

"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough."

"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"

"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."