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"*rearranges Nana's body so she's dabbing* She would've wanted it this way."
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"[commercial for mops] *scene of a man licking up a pool of spilled soda off the dirty floor* ""There has to be a better way"" Narrator:MOPS"
"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."
"*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*"
"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"
"ow do you organize a space party? you planet"
"Just got back from a once in a lifetime holiday, never again!"
"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."
"""Blackhat"" opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015. Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann"
"[In elevator] Penguin: what floor do you want? Man: 5th please. *penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*"