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Joke of the Day

"DATE: you smell so nice - what are you wearing? ME: Febreeze"

"Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage? Because his house was underwater."

"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."

"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."

"Misery loves company. Company: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"Q: What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? A: It loses its cool."

"Adrian Belew He needed the money."

"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."

"What do you call your mother's father when he's good to you? A Grand-father."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."