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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your mother's father when he's good to you? A Grand-father."
Next Joke
"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"Marriage is a 3 ring circus. . . The engagement ring, The wedding ring And the suffeRING."
"Jared Fogel was sentenced to 15.6 years in prison for having sex with underage individuals He was just happy to get anything under 18"
"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."
"I'm tired of being told to remove my card rapidly. Starting a new ATM for people who wanna remove their card at a more chill pace"
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."
"Im going to change my name on Facebook to ""Benefits"", so that when you add me it will say, ""You are now friends with benefits"""
"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."