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Joke of the Day
"Adrian Belew He needed the money."
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"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the rest of the people in the car!"
"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"
"doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say? doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign? patient: cancer, but why ? doctor : what a coincidence !"
"What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith? There isn't one."
"One joke. http://imgur.com/pjaDq"
"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"
"To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state."