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Joke of the Day

"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."

"If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be? Voltorb; they're always using self destruct"

"People ask me questions like I'm listening"

"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."

"Trump's campaign promises That's it"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."

"My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point."

"My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)"

"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"