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Joke of the Day
"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"
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"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."
"What's ten inches long, has a bright purple tip, and made my wife cry when I made her eat it after jamming it up her ass? Her stillbirth."
"What do you call a hand job from Stephen Hawking? A stroke of Genius."
"My roommate claims I'm schizophrenic. Jokes on him. I don't have a roommate."
"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"
"I don't know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever."
"Why were so many men offended by Trump's ""Grab the pussy"" statement? Because today's America has so many men that are pussies and they feared Trump was talking about them."
"I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather. He was a meaty urologist."
"How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia? By saying Alderaan things."