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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an underage gang bang? Bohymen Rapecity"
Next Joke
"Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second... ""How do i get to the other side of the river"" The second man shouts back : ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."
"Did you hear about the woman who couldn't remember if she had sex with Charlie Sheen? At first she wasn't sure, but now she's positive."
"Three French cats were sailing... There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq."
"If there is earth on planet Earth, why aren't there Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."
"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."
"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)"
"My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes"
"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"