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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."

"What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia"

"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."

"I'm always good at figuring out who dies first in a movie but sometimes directors fuck with me by casting too many black people..."

"I've had my phone battery die at a family function. Nothing scares me now."

"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."

"BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The get to the other side"

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."

"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"