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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy tells his father... ""Daddy, daddy, I need to borrow $20."" The father replies, ""$10? What are you gonna buy for $5?"""

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"My Russian mate does not care about anyone. His name is Yukanol Fukov."

"Cash or credit? Did you just assume my tender??"

"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"

"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"

"What weighs 20 times a North Korean? Kim Jong Un."

"Sorry I wasn't ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found."

"Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist."

"Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels? Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue."