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Joke of the Day
"My Russian mate does not care about anyone. His name is Yukanol Fukov."
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"What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!"
"What did the 8 say to infinity? Come on man, get up!"
"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"
"My kid told me an ""old dead girl"" lives in her room and whispers to her at night. I hope they get along cuz I'm never going in there again."
"A Stormtrooper went golfing today He's still on the first hole."
"CHILDREN & CARS Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""
"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."
"Q: How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!"