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Joke of the Day

"me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins"

"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll have sex with their boyfriends"

"No bullshit, if any color is unemployed, its maroon"

"A guy goes to get a physical... The doctor says ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""

"How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them? They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them."

"If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA."

"I went outside once.... The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!"

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""

"Bras are like the illuminati They're on top, hard to see, harder to unlock, and hold all the good stuff."

"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."