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Joke of the Day

"Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist."

"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."

"Cholo What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes!"" My brother heard this on Tosh."

"Knock Knock *Who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET"

"What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land."

"Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today , she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead , until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby."

"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."

"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""

"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"

"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"