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Joke of the Day

"Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels? Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue."

"Why do they say ""Amen"", not ""Awomen""? Because they sing ""hymns"" not ""hers"""

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."

"You know what's wrong with baptism? They don't hold them under long enough."

"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"

"Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat."

"The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. At least that's what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene."

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Poop."

"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""

"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"