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Joke of the Day

"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."

"Hillary's so crooked... she needs a Kaine for support."

"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""

"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."

"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."

"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."

"The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today He's Snowden"

"I didn't vote for Trump, but at least Now I get to find out how He's going to Build That Wall and make Mexico pay for it."