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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."
Next Joke
"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."
"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."
"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."
"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."
"REMEMBER: It's not ""drinking alone""...if your kids are in the car with you."
"""YOL9"" -cats"
"What are the two words men hate most unless used together? Don't Stop"
"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus"