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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."

"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"

"Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic"

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry."

"What do you call a charming tool? A rake"

"What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common? If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years."

"Nice try, PG-13 comedies."

"What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!!"

"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."