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Joke of the Day

"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"

"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""

"It's true that blacks can be racist too! But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it."

"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"

"Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar."

"Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog."

"Stop! Hammered time."

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."