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Joke of the Day

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."

"Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11 You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sorry"

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."

"If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims"

"First they find ice on Mars.. ..now they find water.. ..next they will find Scotch.. ..NASA hell-bent on proving Men are from Mars.."

"This cab driver is THE WORST. I keep telling him ""You passed my house, let me out"" & he's all like ""Sir I'm a cop and your under arrest for public nudity and intoxication."""

"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? He: My name is paul."

"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."

"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals but i am a vegetarian because i hate plants"

"If a guy says he can't feel anything while wearing a condom... Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years"