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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
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"Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white."
"I got some weed and hoes. Let's do some gardening!"
"Normal kids: ""What's for dinner, mom?"" Cannibal kids: ""What's for dinner? Mom?"""
"75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy"
"Why did the salad cross the road? To get away from the PETA convention."
"Some days, I just like to live wild and dangerous... These are the days I say to a woman, ""calm. the. fcuk. down."""
"Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla."
"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""