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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me."
Next Joke
"What do you call a paper car? A paper-machacedes"
"What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !"
"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"
"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"
"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C"
"What do laws and virgins have in common? They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)"
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""