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Joke of the Day
"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."
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"What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government? Not Zealand."
"Just donated blood. I hope whoever gets it likes wine."
"Why aren't there more women in STEM? Because they're stupid and illiterate."
"my doctor gave me 2 months to live when i told him i wouldnt be able to pay off my medical bills by then, he gave me another 2 months"
"I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death."
"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"
"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"
"Best listener Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me. Friend: You should date a blind mute. Girl: why? Friend: he's all ears"
"The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants lost custody. Her child did not look surprised..."