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Joke of the Day
"What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !"
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"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."
"What did the drifter say to the person he hit ? RIP my E-brake"
"7yo: mommy you smell like beer. Me: well, you smell like a bad idea that your dad and I thought could fix our marriage....now go to bed."
"I get my wife the same thing every year for Christmas, a dildo and a pair of slippers If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"
"Someone told me that you look like an owl."
"""It says here that diarrhea is hereditary..."" It runs in your jeans Credit: @chillblinton"
"What is one food guaranteed to lower a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"Granny always said, 'If in doubt, check it out.' My addition: 'If the answer gets your goat, punch 'em in the throat.'"
"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."