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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be R but it be the C"
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"Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper."
"Why are black people always telling each other to take a piss?"
"Did you hear about the eagle who could catch a squirrel with only one claw? He was very *talon*ted"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."
"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"
"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"
"What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name!"
"My wife told me to stop singing Oasis And I said *maybe*...."
"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"