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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
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"I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say ""I got this"" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face"
"Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs."
"If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?"
"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""
"Someone check the bulletin board... I think it's been shot!"
"There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire."
"What do you call sex with a Pixar DVD? F*cking Up."
"I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march. Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich."
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""