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Joke of the Day
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
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"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole."
"A man walked into a bar. Ouch!"
"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."
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"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."
"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."