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Joke of the Day
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
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"I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft."
"When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!"
"7 days without puns makes one weak."
"What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour? A frog in the blender"
"Did you hear about the guy with the right side of his body removed? What you see is what's left"
"What do you call a bicycle with no seat? A real pain in the ass."
"What comes in pints? elephants"
"There's one thing I've learned after my son got hit in the face with dog excrement. I'm rather good at golf."
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."