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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why being an astronaut is so hard, school teachers do it. Get in the rocket, rocket goes up, rocket blows up. I could do that."

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"According to the vet, our dog is addicted to masturbation. I hope it doesn't rub off on our children."
"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."
"[Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?"
"Why did the duck fly Because he was high on Quack"
"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."
"Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."
"How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"
"Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests? It has some kinks to work out."