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Joke of the Day

"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."

"Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?"

"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."

"My love life."

"Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers? He was always feeling cocky."

"Why did Santa name his penis Conjunction? Because it joins Clauses."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

" ! #16 UgarUp 2015 2015 ..."

"I once ate a watch It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."

"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."