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Joke of the Day

"I know why my name is Cameron. Father: You know why I named you Cameron? Me:Why Father: cause I came ron"

"*pops the hood* ""Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*"

"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"

"You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"

"Back in my day when we found a Pokemon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone"

"Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time."

"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."

"If you plan a surprise party for me, I'll freak out that you mixed friends from all the separate facets of my life, and start killing people"

"If you play Apple's Beatle announcement backwards it says ""I can't believe you don't know how to download music illegally"""