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Joke of the Day
"Why did the duck fly Because he was high on Quack"
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"Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time."
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry.... Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"According to serving sizes tonight, I'm a family of 4."
"It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds."
"All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations."
"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."
"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."