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Joke of the Day

"Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests? It has some kinks to work out."

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy."

"Going to take my girlfriend out on a date to a Jewish restaurant. Hopefully it'll bring us kosher."

"[reads chocoholic on tinder bio] Mmm I love chocolate, too [reads workaholic] I work a lot as well [reads catholic] I also am a cat addict"

"What's the worst place to be during a tornado? Cracker Barrel."

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-two year olds? There are twenty of them."

"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"

"Boss: OMFG man what happened to ur eye? [cut to me riding a horse into the garage door during medieval role play] ""I ran into a door"""

"I hate playing chess with Australian players Every check is a check, mate."