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Joke of the Day

"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"

"Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam."

"In all the alternate universes, in how many is Kim Kardashian super famous and in how many did she just get fired from a Wells Fargo?"

"Dicksuckers Cramp Guy 1: ""You know what this face is?"" *Holds mouth open in an O* Guy 2: ""No, what?"" Guy 1: ""Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"" Guy 2: ""Yeah"" Guy 1: ""How often?"""

"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"

"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"

"Never gonna invite Jesus for another bondage party Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry ass."

"What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ? Miley Cyrus."

"Pilots will get this. RETARD! RETARD!"

"Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet! *ba dum tss*"