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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new movie Constipation? Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet! *ba dum tss*"
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"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."
"What do you call a gay Frenchman? A faguette. (Sorry if offensive)"
"Why do black guys only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream"
"Sometimes I break into hives. But only because I hate bees."
"What was the scary guy on Tinder doing? Intimidating others."
"They say that ignorance is bliss But I'm just as happy not knowing!"
"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"
"If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things... I would choose the ladder."