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Joke of the Day
"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"
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"My dreams are like dinosaurs.... All big and dead."
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"
"Lady next to me in 50 Shades pulled out her glasses & asked if she missed the good part. I said no, the credits weren't rolling yet."
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo-sectional."
"Bowling is the perfect activity when I'm in the mood to stick my fingers in disease-ridden holes, but your mom is unavailable."
"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""
"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"
"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"