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Joke of the Day

"What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe? It's the final condom... Ta da da da..."

"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."

"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."

"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."

"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."

"I'm running away to join the internet."

"Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!"

"I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children."

"I've requested to be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti so that a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."