59423
Joke of the Day
"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."
Next Joke
"I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start"
"Well it's taken 10 years, but I've just finished my first book.... I think I will start reading another tomorrow.."
"Wow I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all year."
"Yea autocorrect....I wanna luck your puddy and flick you in the asks. Perfect"
"Black rotten roses & run over kittens Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten Naked in public becoming a meme Theseareafewofmyterribledreams"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"
"I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10 Sorry honey, I always get those 2 mixed up."
"In Europe, her milkshake brings all the boys to the meter."
"Be alert! ... the world needs more lerts."