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Joke of the Day

"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."

"A guy named Lur tells his friend about a business idea... ""I have a brilliant idea! I am going to make and sell my own line of cars!"" To which his friend replied ""Christ, Lur!"""

"Does anyone want to buy a vacuum cleaner? Mine is just collecting dust at the moment."

"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."

"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"

"Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks"

"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"

"My friend phoned me up at three in the morning. He said, ""Can you pick me up from the bar?"" I said, ""No mate, my arms aren't that long."""

"COWORKER: I'm my own biggest critic. ME: Haha, trust me. You aren't."

"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""