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Joke of the Day

"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

"Maths joke: if you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)"

"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"

"So I have half a joke about a guy, Who is really shook up about his Parkinson's diagnosis... But I just cant quite put my finger on the punchline."

"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"

"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."

"After years of failure, the ""scientist"" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite."

"If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too."

"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'? Dr. Dre"

"A WASP LANDED ON MY BARE FOOT AND NOW I KNOW HOW TO RIVERDANCE."