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Joke of the Day

"Good cop ""If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal..."" Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*"

"Why do bacteria congregate in public places? It's a part of their culture."

"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."

"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke."

"I don't have any white friends, so I guess you could call me... crackalackin"

"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."

"Future Headline: ""Trump Caught On Tape Eating Newborn Babies, Hillary Caught Using Friend's Netflix Password Undecideds Still On The Fence"""

"Did you know most baking companies are family owned & operated... they're all in bread!"

"I found a typo on these Fruity Pebbles. For the serving size it says 3/4 ""cup."" They totally spelled ""box"" wrong."

"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"